Joke of the Month
Laughter is the best medicine, tickle your funny bone and rate our jokes or send us your own favourite joke.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a witches hat
I see your point!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out ?
Submitted by Robert
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you !
Submitted by Leanne
Joke of the Month
Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?
Because the skeleton didn't have the guts!!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bell !!
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm the wrong way round!
My nose runs and my feet smell!!
Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!
Just simmer down!
Submitted by Jude
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Just pull yourself together!
Submitted by John
Doctor, Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my ear!
I have cream for that.
Doctor, Doctor
What can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar
I find that very hard to believe
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