Joke of the Month
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Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a pack of cards
I'll deal with you later!!
Where do you take sick pigs?
To the oinkment
Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses
You certainly do sir, this is a Fish and Chip shop!!
Doctor, Doctor...my son just swallowed a roll of film
Lets hope nothing develops
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
because he had no body to go with!!
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog
DOCTOR: When did this start?
PATIENT: When I was a puppy
Doctor, Doctor, that boy has lost his left arm
Don't worry he'll be all right!
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!
DOCTOR: What's come over you?
PATIENT: So far, two lorries, one bus, twelve cars and three bikes!
Why do nurses tiptoe in the medicine room?
Because they don't want to wake the sleeping pills!
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a snooker ball
DOCTOR: Get to the end of the queue
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